Does size really matter?

"Dear Housewife,

Not so much related to actual sexual activity, but it makes a guy pretty paranoid that his penis can't satisfy his woman, and she's lying by saying that it does, and telling all her friends about it as if it were as important as a shoe sale or something. lol.
Most women don't brag or joke about their man's penis, or even bring it up with their friends, do they?
I mean that's pretty cruel to make an issue of it if men are to be made to believe that size doesn't matter."

The 49 year old virgin

"Dear Housewife,

Is it strange that I have never had oral sex or been married, and still a virgin at 49?
I always thought oral sex as dirty and still today I could never give it. I, however had my first time with a women I cut grass for. Instead of money she used to give me a nice massage and a hand job which was real nice. The last time she talked me into leting her give me oral sex.
So Am I STILL A VIRGIN? I hope so!
She is in her late 40's and divorced. I told her I was still a virgin and she's seen nothing wrong with it... but was suprised to see my penis size of 8 inches for a man my size.
Does a mans size effect his penis? I don't think so.
She keeps her clothes on. She keeps my penis in her mouth all the way up to my testies too, which really made me feel good and took in all the seamen I put out which isn't alot any more at my age.
The only problem is.. is it right for her to let her women friend walk in the room and watch? She does that a lot. They are booth nice and nice looking, and it does feel good to be naked in front of two women.
She watched her give me oral sex the last time. Do you think it will turn in to a two girl thing?
I do have pains sometimes in my testes after she massages my sex organs, and I've noticed I don't have much sperm sometimes. M penins is dry, nothing comes out but still have the normal pleasures. Nice and hard too She told me that too. It used to be real heavy and thick sticky keeps driping and get on my under pants after I masterbated."